Veggie Trickery

Today was Ben's birthday. Hisui wanted to invite Rama to the party, but to her dismay the girl was gone.

"Ben have you met Rama yet?" she asked him.

"No, who's Rama?" he called out from the den.

"Some weird girl from the future who says that she's my clone." Mara chuckled.

Ben gasped. "Nani? I thought Father destroyed all the clones that the emperor had?"

Hisui shook her head. "I guess he missed one, my poor naive Luke."

The party started and ended like it should, and Hisui's future brother came with his son to give Ben his gift. In the shadows from atop the Jedi Council building, a figure in a black cape watched down below. She observed them for a while, then flew off knowing everything would be fine, for now.

The next morning, everyone got up, they had breakfast in the Room Behind the Waterfall. Some of the girls were in awe as they saw two Bens instead of one. Ben watched one certain girl from afar. "Hisui who is that new girl over there - she keeps looking at us."

"Master Windu told me that she is a new padawan named Barbra Sun. She's from Alderaan, her mother sent her here to complete her training." Hisui said as she picked up a pastry.

"I feel that she is very, very strong, and look at the watch she's wearing. I think Gohan has one of those."

Vegeta and Trunks glanced at each other, then went back to eating. Vegeta gazed at the new girl for a second, and she took the watch off.

"Well Ben, the virtual reality park is closed. We'll have to go to the Big M instead," Hisui said softly.

Ben didn't mind, just as long as Hisui stuck to her promise.

After finishing her breakfast, Barbra Sun made her way to Master Yoda's Office for a visit with him. "Master Yoda, are you here?"

"Here I am, new Jedi," called a small voice.

"Master Yoda, it's a pleasure to meet you. My father has always talked about you - he says that you are one of his greatest teachers." She smiled.

"Thank him for me you can, when you get back home. But right now, keep an eye on the one from the future," he said slowly.

Barbra nodded. "Yes sir. That is the reason why I came here."

A small purple-haired girl bounded through the door. "Hi Master Yoda! I'm ready for my lesson now!"

Yoda looked up at Barbra. "Future padawan is rambunctuous child, but formidable Jedi she will be."

Barbra nodded. "I believe it. Daddy always said that you talked like a fortune cookie." Barbra put her watch back on, then left in a hurry.

Meanwhile, everyone got to the Menari Fair or the Big M as they call it. There were a lot of rides and attractions. Ben and Trunks went on the hoverbumpercars, while Hisui and Vegeta checked out the large exibition hall.

"Vegeta, where are you going to be?" she asked.

"I guess I'll be checking out this Burger Monarch Senshi collection table. Look, they have Sailor Vjun."

Hisui nodded. "Wow, that one is very rare, but hey, I have to go use the girl's room. Just wait for me here."

Vegeta bought the Sailor Vjun action figure, along with a Coruscant Knight figure. "So how much will that be?"

The vendor looked them over. "One hundred credits."

Vegeta pulled out some credits from his wallet. "Here you go." Vegeta shouted back at Hisui, "Well, don't take too long woman, we haven't got all day."

Two minutes after, Hisui came running. "Vegeta, I have to go show you something outside!"

Vegeta was surprised. "Well, that was pretty quick. Okay, what is this great thing that you want to show me?"

Meanwhile, Hisui walked to the collectors' booth to find her future brother gone. "Where did the man that was here go?"

The vendor gave her a sour look. "I thought he left with you."

Hisui gave her a nod. "Um, thanks."

Hisui used the Force to track down Vegeta and found him at the other end of the fair. She began to walk in the direction when she found her danger sense acting up.

Ben and Trunks were on their way to the gravitron ride, when Trunks stopped. "What's wrong, Trunks, are you scared to go?"

Trunks shook his head. "It's Father, I feel that he's in danger. We have to go find him."

On the other side of the fair, the other Hisui pulled Vegeta along through the crowds, to a place where there were no people. "What is this, a joke?" Vegeta snapped.

Hisui called out as she hid behind a building. "No it's not a joke, Saiyan."

Vegeta powered up. "You're not Hisui! It's you!"

A girl in a white fuku appeared; her red gold hair hung down in a ponytail. "You're right, I'm not her. I'm Sailor Chibi Vjun, the Sith of Humiliation and Misery. Give me the Redemption Crystal or I will kill you!"

"You kill me?" Vegeta laughed.

Rama spat out her words. "I want to destroy everything that your sister loves, and I will kill you first, then it will be Ben, then Luke, then that brat Bebi. Oh well, since I hate all Saiyans anyway, I'll even kill Goku. If you fight me now, I'll kill half the people at this fair, so surrender and give me the Crystal!"

Vegeta powered down. "I guess I have no choice - I'll do anything to protect my sister, even if I have to sacrifice myself." Vegeta reached into his shirt and gave her the glowing crystal. He clutched at his chest, then fell lifeless to the ground.

Ranchi hopped onto her shoulder. "He's dead! Vegeta is dead! I killed Vegeta, and it was so easy! Good night sweet prince!" Rama laughed as she smashed the Redemption Crystal to pieces in her hand.

Just then, a girl wearing a helmet, along with a black cape and a brown Jedi tunic, stood in front of her. "I'm too late!"

Trunks, Ben, and Hisui rushed on the scene. "Father!"

Hisui growled and looked at the chibi Sith in anger. "No! I can't lose him again!" Hisui knelt down and felt his pulse. She looked sadly at Trunks. "I'm sorry."

Trunks gritted his teeth. "It's not fair!"

Rama looked at the four. "Let me see who we have here - the wonder boys, Trunks and Ben, Megami Hisui, also known as Mara Jade the traitor! And this freak in a helmet."

"I am the Great Jediwoman, and I am here to stop you, evildoer!" the caped superheroine said.

Rama laughed. "What a joke, you look like a wuss!"

Ben sighed. "Trunks, what is going on here?"

Rama gazed down at the shattered crystal. "I'm sorry that I had to kill him, Hisui, but it was the only way to turn you back to your full glory. To serve the Emperor and the Empire!"

Hisui transformed into Super Sailor Vjun. "Never! I will stop you in the name of Skywalker! I am Super Sailor Vjun, defender of pride and dignity!"

Rama powered up and shouted, "Negative Lighting Shower!"

Hisui powered up and used one of her mentors old moves. "Big Bang Blast!" She deflected Rama's beam and hit her.

Rama was thrown into a wall; she got up and wiped the blood from her mouth. "Nice move, but I think we'll have to postpone this battle another day. Goodbye, til then," she said as she flew off with her monkey.

Hisui detransformed and patted the fallen Vegeta's shoulder. "Hey she's gone, you can stop pretending you're dead now."

Vegeta got up. "Well, I don't give the Crystal just to anyone, you know. I thought she was pretty smart, but she's pretty stupid. I'm sorry that I had to use one of your awards."

Hisui frowned. "Which one was it?"

Vegeta cringed. "The French one - well, it looked like the crystal."

Hisui sighed. "Well, I won't be able to take them with me later."

Trunks looked at Hisui. "That was a pretty good plan - weird, but good."

Hisui shrugged. "Well, when Vegeta told me about the situation, we had to think of something."

They all looked at the Great Jediwoman. "All right, the mask goes off." The girl took off her helmet, revealing the face of Barbra Sun.

Ben looked to Trunks. "Hey, isn't that the new girl?"

Vegeta snickered. "Her name is not Barbra. Officer Sun, tell us who really are."

Barbra snapped, "Enough, Uncle Vegeta."

Ben shouted, "Bebi! You're here now?"

Bebi nodded. "Yes, I came here to stop that horrible clone."

Hisui sighed. "Great, both brats are here."

"I won't be here for long, I'll leave before the Purges," Bebi said.

Hisui looked at her group. "Well, this has been a weird day and it's getting late and there's so much to see and do. Let's just enjoy the rest of the fair."