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In just three words she can destroy a whole planet...
(My mini-text movie.)
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One lovely, sunny day on Naboo, Kyoko, Zyta and Audra were window shopping
in Theed. Suddenly an idea came over Zyta.
Zyta: Kyoko, y'know how Audra looks a whole lot like Sailor Saturn,
Kyoko: ::looks at Audra:: yeah, I guess she does.
Zyta: and y'know how Sailor Saturn could destroy earth with three words,
Kyoko: Yeah...is this leading up to something?
Zyta: yes, just wait and see, I bet that Sailor Alderaan could do the same thing!
Kyoko: Oh really? What would the three words be?
Zyta: ::says this very seriously:: They’re on Dantooine.
(Kyoko and Zyta start laughing)
Audra: wha..? I don't get it?
Zyta: Go watch Star Wa...oops! (Zyta had forgot she was kinda IN star wars, so Kyoko and Zyta start laughing again)
Audra: I still don't get it.
Suddenly out of know were some random bad guy attacks the 3 of them.
Kyoko: Quick, head down the ally so we can transform.
They all run to the ally and to transform
Audra: Alderaan Jedi Power Make UP!
Kyoko: Naboo Force Make UP!
Zyta: Tatooine Force Make UP!
(hee hee, I love how they say make UP in the Japanese Sailor Moon movies)
All: Make UP!
-Sailor Naboo Transformation--Background music= Star Wars Theme Song-~
-Sailor Alderaan Transformation-Background music+ woman singing 'Sailor Alderaan', If you saw Sailor Moon R the Movie you know what I mean-
~-Sailor Tatooine Transformation--Background Music+ Same as Sailor Alderaan's but woman singing 'Sailor Tatooine'-~
Sailor Naboo poses in front of a background of Queen Amidala's Crest Background fades to normal and Sailor Alderaan and Tatooine pose next to Sailor Naboo.
Bad Guy: Who are you?
Kyoko: We are the pretty Senshi in a sailor suit.
Zyta: Star Wars...
Audra: Sailor Senshi !
Kyoko: In the name of Naboo,
Zyta: and Tatooine,
Audra: AND Alderaan....
Kyoko: we will punish you!
Audra and Zyta: Yeah!
They attack, Kyoko finishes off the bad guy....they kick butt and win. Seconds after the bad guy is dust Audra brings up the Joke.
Audra: I still don't get it!!!
They start walking
Audra: why is that funny? "They’re on Dantooine."
Audra trips over a rock and drops her staff.
Kyoko and Zyta: Oh no, This could be a problem.
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The rest of the girls are with our Jedi friend. He falls to the ground in pain. All the girls rush to see what was wrong.
Jedi: I felt a great disturbance in the Force, As if millions of voices cried out in terror, then were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
The three other Scouts that were from Earth (Kumo-chan, Kirin and Hisui) looked at each other.
Kumo-chan: Do you two think that....
Kumo, Hisui and Kirin: No, it can't be...
Kirin: That doesn't happen for over 20 years.
Hisui: Impossible!
Just then Audra, Zyta and Kyoko run in.
Zyta: Umm.... we have a problem.
Kyoko: a big one.
How Alderaan Really Got Blown Up!
About the Senshi in this story:
Kyoko (Sailor Naboo)
Audra (Sailor Alderaan)
Zyta (Sailor Tatooine)
Kirin (Sailor Hoth)
Kumo-chan (Sailor Bespin)
Hisui (Sailor Vjun)
