The Cat Who Was Cute

By Seijoutai Priire/Sailor Asteroid

Open inside the BLACK FIRE DREAMER with SOLAI on PRIIRE’s shoulder.

PRIIRE: Ouch! I wish you’d stop clawing me so much.
SOLAI: Sorry, beautiful! I can’t help it.

SOLAI starts purring.

PRIIRE: Ever time you start purring, I stop being mad! Crazy cat.
SOLAI: I’m so good! And awfully cute too.
PRIIRE: Yeah right.

Enter KAIRIKU.

PRIIRE: Hi Kairi-chan!
KAIRIKU: Hi Priire! Hi Solai! Gee, you’re…cute today.
SOLAI: I know. Ain’t I the greatest?

PRIIRE and KAIRIKU giggle.

KAIRIKU: Priire, can I re-program the navi-computer?
PRIIRE: No!
KAIRIKU: Ok. Then I’ll just go re-write the security program.
PRIIRE: No!
KAIRIKU: You are no fun sometimes.
PRIIRE: Why don’t you go re-wire Coru’s lightsaber?

Enter IPPIN and BOSHI.

IPPIN: What did you just say, Aster?
PRIIRE: Nothing, little sister.
BOSHI: Hi Priire! Hi Kairiku!

PRIIRE looks innocent at IPPIN.

BOSHI: You’re adorable today, Solai.

SOLAI grins.

SOLAI: I’m just the talk of the town today! Everybody loves the cute cat!
PRIIRE whispers to IPPIN: Should we tell him about the bow we put on him while he was napping?

IPPIN laughs.

IPPIN: Nah, Aster. Let him think he’s just cute!

The Cat Who Read

By Seijoutai Priire/Sailor Asteroid

Open inside the CRYSTAL PRISM with SCHYLAR and IPPIN reading together

SCHYLAR and IPPIN are quietly reading. Enter PRIIRE with her own book.

PRIIRE: Hi everyone! What’s up?
IPPIN: We’re reading.
PRIIRE: I saw. Can I join you? I brought my own book.
IPPIN: Sure.
PRIIRE: What are you reading?
SCHYLAR: The Ethical Base of the Jedi Code.
IPPIN: Jedi Knights as Guardians of Peace in Wartime.
PRIIRE: Oh.

PRIIRE, IPPIN, and SCHYLAR read for a moment in silence.

SCHYLAR: What are you reading, Priire?
PRIIRE: Umm…the ship’s maunal?

Neither looks impressed.

IPPIN: What are you really reading, Aster?
PRIIRE: Ummm…

SCHYLAR grabs the book from PRIIRE.

SCHYLAR: Avengers of Darkness Book Three?
IPPIN: Aster! That’s a badly written little kid series!
SCHYLAR oblivious to IPPIN: I’ve wanted to read that for forever…

SCHYLAR looks embarassed when she realizes what IPPIN just said.

IPPIN: Schylar…!
SCHYLAR: Oops…
PRIIRE: Score one for the Avengers of Darkness!

SOLAI who was standing at the door laughs.

SCHYLAR: Why you little!

SOLAI and PRIIRE beat a hasty retreat.

IPPIN: It’s ok, Schylar. I’ll steal it from Aster’s room later.

SCHYLAR looks even more embarassed. And IPPIN giggles.

About the Senshi in this story:

Priire (Sailor Asteroid)
Kairiku (Sailor Chibi Naboo)
Ippin (Sailor Yavin)
Boshi (Sailor Shooting Star)

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