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"Yuki-chan...my teleportation powers canNOT be used for such silly uses!" Ippin said reproachfully.
Yuki replied by getting on her knees in front of Ippin. "PLEASE Coru-chan!" She gave Ippin a puppy dog look.
"Don't do that face Yuki! Ohhh.......all right. We'll go. But JUST this once okay?"
Yuki jumped up and gave Ippin a hug. "Yay!"
The next day they were outside, and, using their inate Jedi talents, managed
to get tickets. Priire seemed slighly reluctant to go for some reason, but
after Ippin requested her presence - with the help of her lightsaber - she had
agreed to come. Now, they were taking up an entire row - when using the the
Force it's not hard to ger good seats - in the auditorium, and were anxiously
awaiting the arrival of 'Nsync.
As the group sang their latest hit, 'Bye Bye Bye' Ippin used the Force to get
them backstage. She had immediatly fallen in love with Lance-after he was
pointed out by Yuki, who also loved him- and was determined to meet him while
on Earth. They were cautiosly approaching him, when they heard a loud
commotion behind them. The girls spun around and were shocked into silence.
"I doubt they're back here Emi, and you just made much larger a commotion than needed." Geri pointed out in an annoyed voice.
"I KNOW they are here! And the louder we are the more likely they are to transform so we can find them. And if they don't, we can always get these people's energy." Emi replied.
"True, bu-"
"Ooh! Look! It's them!" Emi squealed.
"Who? The Sailor Jedi? Where?" Geri fired off, looking around her.
"No! 'Nsync! That's really them Geri!" Emi squealed again.
"Emi! We are NOT looking for pitiful human celebrities!"
"But they're so cute!"
While this conversation was going on the Senshi had been simply staring, but at this comment Yuki started giggling. Ippin, and then Priire followed suit. Soon the entire group was hysterically laughing at the two fuming Sailor Sith.
"All right! Shut up, you do NOT laugh at me and get away with it!" Geri fumed, powering up an attack. The girls stopped laughing and looked at each other, than looked at Lance, who looked back.
Ippin sighed. "We're all here, the others aren't going to come after us-they can't-so...we..."
"Had better henshin." Priire finished.
"But what about him?" Annika asked, gesturing towards Lance.
"Well, we're never here so it won't make much of a difference anyway, if he knows." Ippin replied.
"Okay, then what about THEM?" Yuki asked, pointing towards the fuming Sith.
"Well, we'll just have to worry about that later right guys?" Priire grinned.
"Right!" They chorused, then, shouting out their transformation phrases each girl became a Sailor and posed.
"I am the Gatekeeper, Senshi of Time and Travel, and in the name of Yavin, you will not survive this encounter!"
"Senshi of Stone and Redemption, I am Sailor Asteroid!"
"Protector of Ice and Innocence! I am Sailor Hoth!"
One by one the Senshi introduced themselves.
"We are the pretty Sailor Jedi, and on behalf of the stars we will punish you!"
"Hah! They are here, I told you Geri!" Emi crowed triumphantly.
"Yes, you were right." Geri admitted.
Sailor Bakura attacked first, but the Sith easily dodged. One by one each Senshi attacked, and each one was avoided.
Suddenly Sailor Yavin grinned. She stepped forward and ignored for a moment her friend's questions. She turned to Sailor Asteroid. "Asteroid...do you remember what Sailor Pluto told us?"
Asteroid looked puzzled for a moment, then grinned. "Yup. I most certainly do."
Yavin grinned and held up her staff. "Space rip, SURROUND!"
A black hole surrounded the two Sailor Sith and in a moment both they and the black hole had vanished.
"Where'd you send them?" Yuki asked, staring at where the Sith used to stand.
"Well...Aster and I were having a movie-watching spree today, and we watched a certain move by the name of Alien...." Ippin trailed off as she powered down.
"You didn't!" Yuki cried, laughing at the thought of the two Sailor Sith against that particular breed of alien.
"I most certainly did...uh oh." She glanced at Lance who was staring in amazement at the girls.
"Wh...what are you?" He asked, sounding nervous.
"We're the enemies of all teeny-boppers! And the things they worship..." Priire said menacingly.
"Aster! Sorry about her, she hates teeny-boppers. She thinks they're silly, and since 'Nsync is the object of all teeny-bopper affection right now...you get my point. But I can control HER." Ippin added, laughing.
"Coru..."
"Calm Aster, caaaalm. Anyway, in answer to your question...I am Sailor Yavin, and these are my friends, my fellow Sailor Jedi."
"You have got to be kidding."
"Nope. We are the Senshi of the Snickers galaxy." Ippin replied, with a perfectly serious face.
"The what galaxy?" At Lance's bwildered expression the girls burst out laughing.
"Sorry, bad joke. Okay, to explain better, you've heard of Sailor Moon right?" When Lance nodded she continued. "Well, they protect this solar system, we protect a galaxy. The galaxy that you know of from the Star Wars movies."
"This is incredible...what are you doing here?!" Lance's eyes widened as he pointed to the powered down Sailor Dathomir.
Nom D'Gara raised her eyesbrows. "You know me?"
"Umm...we'd best be leaving now." Ippin said nervously. "You see, we're not in the Sailor Moon galaxy, we're on EARTH. Nom, he doesn't know you, he knows the person that is you in this galaxy. We are all pawns being played with by a group of girls and two guys who have no life and talk over the computer."
"Um...all right." Priire replied, raising an eyebrow.
"And anyway, you won't tell anyone about this...will you?" Ippin asked giving Lance her best begging face.
"No way. No one would believe me! I don't even believe me! Not to mention I'd get locked up if I did." Lance replied.
"You're sweet. Now, let's go back home girls!" Ippin grinned, and opening a portal, smiled once more at Lance and stepped through. The girls quickly followed suit, Yuki also stopping to smile and glow him a kiss as she stepped through.
