Once Upon A Slumber Party

Once upon a slumber party....

Ippin hopped over to the desk and pulled out a list. "Okay, ice cream?"

Priire opened the freezer to show several tubs of Ben and Jerry's and Baskin Robbin's ice cream. "Check!"

"Soda?"

Priire held up some three-liter bottles of Coke and Dr. Pepper. "Check!"

"Candy, popcorn, list of dares, old unscary movies?"

Priire pulled out the appropriate items and 'checked' them all.

"Great. Oh yeah, Aster, did you get the stuff?"

"Uh huh. You know what would happen if Yoda caught you with this don't you, Coru?"

"Yeah yeah. Just hand it over, so I can stash it till we need to liven the party up."

Priire shrugged and handed the thirty-pound bag of sugar to her twin.

Ippin shoved it into the closet just as the intro music for Yukiko started playing. "Great, Yuki-chan's here!" Ippin ran over to the door and let her friend in. "Hi hi!"

"Heylo!" Yuki replied, dropping her sleeping bag on the couch.

"Now, the appropriate timing should mean the the others will arrive together in... three... two... one... now." Keying in, the Senshi's theme music started playing, and the rest of the group piled in.

"Anni!" Ippin hugged the pinkish-haired girl.

"Ippie!" Annika hugged back.

"Pippie!" Zyta giggled.

"Longstocking!" Kumo-chan laughed.

The non-earthborn Senshi looked at each other quizzically. The earthborn senshi started laughing hysterically.

Ippin opened her eyes wide. "Ooookay....."

"We need soda," Chouko declared.

"Okay! Follow me!" Priire and Ippin led them over to the refreshment table that was two feet from the door. "All kinds of soda, ice cream, and food!"

The group pounced on the table, eating and drinking everything on it in minutes. The twins stared at each other in shock. "And I though we had too much," Ippin said in a numb monotone.

Priire nodded slowly. "There isn't even any coconut banana ice cream left..." She went over to the pigged-out group. "And what do you have to say for yourselves?"

The girls and Tux-boy looked at each other, then at Priire, who was glaring at them and waiting for a response. Suddenly, Kairiku burped. Ippin's eyes widened at the insulting display, but everyone else seemed to think it was hilarious. Then something extremely strange happened. The others started burping. To the tune of the Star Wars theme!

Eventually Ippin, with help from Nom, got them to shut up. Finally they were silent. Ippin waved her lightsaber around threateningly. "Anyone ELSE have gas problems? HUH?" No one answered. Satisfied, she clipped the saber to her belt. Then she unclipped it, turned it off, and clipped it back on again.

The girls settled down to watching a very old 'horror' movie. The screamed at the appropriate places, and when it was finished, had sufficiently freaked themselves out. Mori smiled and started a game of Truth Or Dare. "Priire. Truth or dare?"

Priire glanced at the younger girl and grinned bravely. "Dare."

After appropriate oohing and aahing, Mori smirked evilly. "I dare you...to kiss Ippin's newly-arrived boyfriend!" She collapsed into giggles, while the rest of the group looked at the doorway and indeed saw Yuri Riku standing there. Suddenly, Mori started gagging and grasping her throat. For a moment, everyone looked at her like she was insane, then slowly turned to stare at Ippin, who was innocently staring at the ceiling.

A chorus of... "Let her go, Ippin" and "It's just a game" came through the living room. Ippin shrugged but relaxed her hold. She kept a light pressure there for a few minutes, reminding Mori not to try it again.

"And we thought Xarae was protective of Maul. Sheesh," Chakra muttered.

Xarae glanced up from the potato chip she was studying and glared at the younger girl. "You may be an adult when you're a Senshi, but when you aren't, you are still a child. I wouldn't push it if I were you."

Chakra nervously ran and hid behind her mother.

Kyoko and Cammy started laughing. They continued laughing for about five minutes until they realized everyone was staring. Kyoko's eyes widened. "WHAT?"

Everyone just shook their heads and went back to the Truth or Dare game. "Priire, it's your turn."

Priire grinned and turned to her twin. "Coru, truth or dare?"

She groaned and thought for a minute. "Am I allowed to pry through your mind and see what you have planned?" she asked desperately.

"Nope!" Priire replied gleefully.

"Okay, then.... truth." Ippin said reluctantly.

"Great. Is it true that you got kicked out the you Jedi classes for picking fights?"

"No! I never picked fights, I just ended up in them." Ippin winked.

"Okay, did you get kicked out for BEING in fights?" Priire asked again.

"Yes." Ippin giggled. "Boshi? Truth or dare?"

Nagareboshi sighed and picked the latter.

"Great! I dare you... to go outside wearing ONLY your underwear!" Ippin collapsed into a fit of giggles.

"NANI???"

"You have to do it! Consequences are to go out WITHOUT your underwear, or lean out the window, wait til you see someone passing and scream, 'Hey loverboy!' " Ippin laughed.

Boshi sighed and went over to the window. She stared out for about a minute or two, then opened it and screamed out, "Hey hoover boy!" Needless to say, the young woman outside wasn't pleased. Boshi closed the window and turned to the group, her eyes twinkling evilly. "Revenge.... Chikako!"

The brunette jumped and looked at Boshi. "Yeah?"

"Truth or dare?"

"Dare."

"Ookay. I dare you to... jump out the window and dance around in a weird ballet for two minutes."

Chikako's eyes widened. "Consequences?"

"You have to do one of my dares. The ones I DIDN'T do."

Chikako groaned and went over to the window. "I HAVE to do this?" she asked, glancing desperately at the giggling group.

"Yes, you do. I had to scream out, 'Hey lover boy' to a woman!" Boshi replied.

"Okay..." She hopped through the window and did her dance. Unfortunately for her, she had left her watch inside, and whenever she asked the laughing senshi if it was time to come in yet, they said no. So she danced like an idiot for nearly twenty minutes before Cammy let her in. She glanced at the clock when she came in and glared at the group. "I thought you said two minutes, Boshi?! It's been twenty!"

"Well, so it has. Sorry sugar," Mara laughed.

"Alrighty then. Numa-chan, truth or dare?"

The cloned girl jumped up and glibly replied. "Truthful I will be."

"Great. Are you really a clone of Master Yoda?"

"A clone I am yes..." Numako answered. "Oola, dare or truth do you choose?"

Oola jumped up and replied quetly, "Dare."

Numako smiled. "Dare you to kiss the Jedi I do."

"What?"

"She dared you to kiss Kousotsu," Cammy replied.

"Oh...." Oola looked miserably at Priire, who was glaring at the clone of Yoda.

"I never liked that jedi..." Priire muttered, meaning Yoda. But Oola took her to mean Kousotsu, went over to him, and kissed him full on the lips. Priire was stuttering with rage, and when she glanced at Kousotsu, she saw he was grinning. Priire's eyes narrowed, and she quickly pulled out her blaster. "You wipe that grin off your face right now," she said dangerously.

His eyes widened, and he did as told. Priire put away her weapon and turned back to the game.

"Chibis - and young Senshi!" The younger girls snapped to attention when Oola called. "This is a group dare." They groaned. "I dare you... to play... POKEMON the rest of the night!"

Kairiku's eyes widened, and she started wailing a la Luke. "NOOOOOOO!" She collapsed on the couch; then the other Chibi-senshi pulled her over to the card table in the corner and set up their cards.

"One of you have to ask someone," Nami called over to the girls.

Kairiku stuck her head out and called Xarae. "Truth or dare?"

"Truth," the dark-haired woman replied, flipping her hair over her shoulder.

Kairiku grinned. "Just how far do Maul's tatoos go?"

Xarae sat up and smiled. "All the way," she replied unblushingly. The other hooted and laughed.

The game went on for a few more minutes. Chrone was dared to stand out side and imitate a wolf, which she did a little too well for the tastes of the Pokemon-playing girls. Mika had to go buy a large quantity of Pixie sticks, and the others did various embarrassing tasks and answered embarrassing questions.

The party was at a lull when Ippin asked Boshi to get her hat out of the closet. She had to dig for it. She never did find the hat. Instead, she found the sugar. Within five minutes, it had been devoured; the girls were bouncing off the walls, and the men were trading sport stats.

Ippin was watching from a corner with an idiotic grin on her face. Suddenly a light-bulb appeared above her head. She had an idea!

A few minutes later, Ippin came out of her bedroom. She grinned wickedly and hid the paper bag behind her back. She mentally summoned her twin and the other girls over to a corner. Soon the entire group was grinning and occasionally peeking over to where the guys were watching a ballgame on the holovision. Ippin whipsered the plan and dispatched Yuki and Hisui to go get Kami. They skillfully one by one took a male from the group of Knights and boyfriends and took them out of the room. Finally only Kousotsu was left, and Priire was sent to get him. Somewhat suspiciously he followed his soulmate into the hallway, only to be ambushed by a group of hyper female senshi and, after being tied up, thrown into a pitch-black room. His eyes slowly adjusted, and what he saw shook him to the core.

Suddenly the door opened and the entire group of girls piled into the room, Ippin proudly carrying the bag.

She approached him grinning wickedly. She stopped just a few feet away from him and turned around. He let out his breath in relief, then let out a piercing scream as Priire pulled out the butterfly hair-clips.

"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"